The Blizzard of 2005
What does one do on a day like today?



Wakes up at 8 AM, walks towards the turtle pond to greet and feed the turtles. Draws a hot bath with salt crystals, sits in bath for an hour whilst listening to the blustery wind outside, takes a shower, blow dries hair, makes coffee, curls hair with ceramic spiral curling iron.

Calls police because an alarm goes off next door.
Holy crap I'm so effin bored. I woke up early because the wind is so loud, so powerful, it's rattling the windows. Don't ask me why I curled my hair. I am so sick of snow. I think I'm goin' back to bed.



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