20 Questions from B...

1. Why do you not partake in alcoholic beverages?

Well B, I DO partake in alcoholic beverages, but in moderation. Trust me, I've seen what my friends act/look like when intoxicated. It ain't pretty. I personally like being in control of my situation. I am usually the designated non-alcoholic partaker by choice. I like making sure everyone's safe. Plus, I get mean when buzzed.


2. What made you buy a Volkswagen?

What the frig kinda question is that? What's wrong with VW. I enjoy my vehicle.


3. Career wise, where do you want to be in 10 years?

I'm not sure? I do enjoy law enforcement. I enjoy what I do now. But, in 10 years, I'd like to hopefully be a mom and be with the best man on the planet.


4. Since you mention your father on occasion..do you believe that he has had a positive experience on your life?

Yes and no. My dad was very strict. Still kinda is. Because of him I am always overly cautious about what I do which can be a good thing but it is also is why I'm freakishly paranoid at times. But the first step is admitting that I am, and I just have to get over it. If you don't like it, kiss my ass.


5. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes I have. I'M SO SORRY. I know it was wrong. But yes, I have. It was a very, very, very, long time ago. I know, that doesn't excuse it. I'm sorry.


6. Do you still keep in contact with anyone you went to High school with?

Yes I do. Especially with one of my best friends, Catherine. I also keep in touch--well actually, this one girl keeps calling me [thank goodness for caller ID], and emailing me on occassion to keep me up to date on things [in her life]. Most recently, she sent me an email, a forward, mind you, of a promotion she got. It wasn't just her saying, "Hey I got a promo!" I was like, "Dude, why the fuck are you sending me this? Just tell me you got a promotion. Don't send me the interoffice email your boss sent out to YOUR company." I knew she did it to show off. I'm not sure what's up with this girl because a couple years ago, she asked me what kind of car I had. I told her. The next week she called me and said, "GUESS WHAT I JUST BOUGHT." You guessed it.

Oh my gawd. I just turned into one of those rambling bitches you wanna say "shut the fuck up, to."

Next question.


7. Do you plan on finishing your College degree?

I'd like to, yes.


8. What are the the radio presets you have on your car stereo?

Star 93.7, Mix 98.5, Kiss 108, FM Talk 96.9 -I like Jay Severin, and Jammin 94.5, 92.9.


9. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

No I have not. I like to keep any orifices blocked from alien objects.


10. What are your favorite type of movies?

Action flicks, horror.


11. How many pocketbooks do you have?

Um, too many to count. I just bought another one.


12. What is your car Insurance step number?

Step 9, mother effer. I know what you're trying to imply.


13. Do you eat when you are bored?

Yes I do. You know this. You always ask me what I'm eating/cooking. When I get bored, I cook. I cook elaborate meals. You are as big as a pig as I am.


14. Who do you want to see run for President for both political parties in 2008?

I have a couple in mind but I cannot divulge that information. I am still researching.


15. Where do you want to retire?

Somewhere warm within the U.S. None of this foreign land crap.


16. What type of bathing suit do you wear? 1 or 2 piece?

Why is this question so important to you. You're so nasty.


17. Who is your favorite former president?

Ronald Reagan


18. What book/magazine are you currently reading?

Magazine - In Touch, Book - American Soldier by Gen. Tommy Franks, which I hope to get autographed.


19. What was your favorite show growing up?

I can't really remember. It was hard to have a favorite show especially living on military bases overseas. You only got a certain amount of channels if I can recall. Geez. Can't think of any.


20. Have you ever looked at a Playboy magazine?

Duh. What idiot hasn't.