And she's gone...

I was in the kitchen grabbing coffee when all of a sudden I hear, "Awwwwwe."

She found my farewell gift. I had placed the framed picture of my ass on her desk.

"Oh Emma, I love it. I'm obsessed with it. I adore it."

"Well, you can see it live 40 hours a week if you stay, you know."

"I love you my little Asian Persuasian."

She kissed me on the cheek [on my face] then was on her way.

And now, I'm here. Alone. Next week is going to be hell. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to throwing my stress ball against the wall.