Despite the fact that I fell asleep on my eyeglasses, bent them out of shape, ran into a wall...twice, today was a good day.

The first time it happened I was trying to play a joke on one of my coworkers. I ran away laughing whilst looking to see if I was being chased, and CRACK! As I tried to run through a doorway, I missed. Second time, tried to multitask, and missed the doorway again. Good times.

I ordered a new toy, it should be here tomorrow or Saturday. Can't wait to be rid of Nextel. I've been a loyal customer for over four years, and the DROPPED CALL RATE and customer service has just gotten worse every year. I'm sorry but when someone asks for your supervisor, you don't say, "My supervisor's on a smoke break."

I haven't really thought about Jeep Liberty Guy, but Kayte, I just might go for it, as I do have him by the ball, eh BC?

I'm just glad I didn't cut the ball open and gut it right after it hit me in the head.

I have a huge zit growing on my jawline. I wouldn't be so self conscious about it if my boss hadn't pointed it out to me. His exact words, "Jeeezus christ, what the hell is that thing on your face." I'm gonna go and quarantine this thing.

TGIF!